We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who
can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where
we would like your assistance:
1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ass.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount
of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull
them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they
bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran
kicks their ass.
4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay
if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your
ass kicked.
5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you
fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves
an ass kicking (children are exempt).
6) If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non-military, inform them of their mistake... and kick their ass.
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper... it
was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your and her
ass should be kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your
damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly
thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying Her... of
course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper
word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman
of the Year" and get your ass kicked.
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We
are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation.
Our Chain of Command, is to include our Commander in Chief.
The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political
party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important
buildings where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is that when
those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the
military to go straighten it out. Some of them may need their ass kicked.
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying
it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, SHE could kick
your ass!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go
kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls
are not standard issue in the military.
13) Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc,
are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service
member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get
your ass kicked.
14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally
thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with
their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every
day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag."