First shoot 1 elephant...preferably in the brain with 500 grain Barnes solid. Make your first shot count!
Before cutting up elephant have trackers make sure it's really dead! This is a very important step!
You won't have to worry about cutting up the elephant yourself as hundreds of natives will miraculously appear at this point.
After the natives have cut up your elephant...this takes a couple of days so sit back and have a Castle and a smoke or two...you're ready.
Songo Stew:
1 elephant heart
3 cups diced carrots
3 cups chopped celery
3 cups sliced onions
1/4 cup salt
4 Tlbs pepper
3 cups chopped green pepper
6 potatoes
1 bottle red wine
Before cooking have your staff wash heart well, removing fat, arteries,
veins and blood. Have your staff cut heart in 1" cubes across the
fiber. Have your staff put heart into a large pot, cooking until
tender (aprox 2 days if ever!)
Go have a few more Castles!
When tender have your staff add the rest of the ingredients, (you should
be totally shit faced by now) and cook 1 hr longer.
Add salt and pepper to taste yourself
Serves aprox. 25 people and you won't have to do the dishes! :-)
Taken with tongue firmly in cheek.